Global Sugar Baby started as a joke—like all great ideas do. We were joking with a friend about needing a sugar daddy or mama when we declared, "The world needs to take care of us!" because, well… in this economy?! That turned into "Girls just wanna have funds!" because somehow, simply existing now requires a subscription plan.

But somewhere between laughing and scheming, it became more than a joke. At Global Sugar Baby, we navigate the chaos of capitalism with humor, creativity, and an unwavering vision to empowering people. We try to make light of life’s most persistent and devastating annoyance: money. We do trust the world to take care of us, and we wanna take care back. It’s not about getting spoiled (though we wouldn’t say no)—it’s about building something sustainable, hilarious, and rooted in mutual support. Because we know that the truth is, we take care of us.

Now, as co-owners of a creative sewing and art studio in Portland, OR, we:

• Design and make custom pieces
• Curate secondhand objects & accessories
• Offer personal styling appointments
• Reimagine spaces with secondhand-centered interior design

We build, we dream, we rest.

Because really? Girls just wanna have funds. 💖